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Bot I Didn't
By : ObscureEnough
Category: -Buffy the Vampire Slayer > Slash - Male/Male > Spike(William)/Xander > Spike(William)/Xander
Views: 5402 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: Don't own or claim rights to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, nor do I make any profit. - Chapter List
Xander-bot entered the house and looked around. "Hello, girls-of-mine," he greeted cheerily. "Hello, me." He tilted his head. "Hey," he chirped, "we are cute!"
Xander looked at his friends. "I'm not like that, am I? Tell me I'm not like that!" "No, Xander," Buffy soothed, "you're not like that." Xander stood and inspected Xander-bot. "God, it's Toth all over again. Only it's surly-me and chirpy-me. And that's my shirt!" he scowled. "He stole my shirt to put on the Xander-bot! I'm going to kill him," Xander declared. "Kill who, surly-me?" Xander-bot asked, curious. "Spike," Xander snarled. "No you won't," Xander-bot pouted. "Spike is handsome, and evil, and really good at sex, and, besides, Glory has him." Willow's eyes widened. "What do you mean 'Glory has him?'" Xander-bot raised his eyes in thought. "Um, that brainless, bleached bint has got my Master, and is doing countless horrible and painful things to him." Xander blinked. "Your Master?" he asked mildly. He inspected his nails. "Spike makes you call him 'Master'?" "Well," Xander-bot reasoned, "he is a Master Vampire, and he is a master at -" Xander kept his hand on the 'bot's mouth. "No one needs to hear what Spike is a master at, unless you're going to say he's a master dickhead. Are you going to say that?" Xander-bot shook his head. "Then no one needs to hear it," Xander decided.- You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
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