The Sexual Adventures of Faith Lehane | By : LL72 Category: -Buffy the Vampire Slayer > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 87735 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1 |
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Having English as my Watcher has taught me a lot of things. Most of which are as useful as feather duster in a bar-room brawl, such as the ancient Assyrian for ‘Sword of Light’ or imitating the mating call of a randy Volvich demon. However, one thing he has taught me of use is that training regimes need to be planned; if you go off slapdash things are missed or not drilled in properly and that’s fatal for a Slayer. It’s also probably not very good when disciplining a bitch either.
Now I’m more a kick-ass action girl, rather than a thinker. I tried to develop a regime for B, but gave up when Dawnie noted that I’d go her learning deep-throat from Dawnie at the same time as she supposed to be tied up and dangling from the ceiling with me underneath her spanking her tits. And unless Dawnie stood precariously on a stool, it wasn’t anatomically possible to do both. Luckily I know a girl who can plan. Which was why I was sitting with Dawnie, looking with awe at Will. It had been a week since Dawnie had taken B’s anal cherry and the elder Summers had been avoiding her sister like she had bubonic plague. I’d tolerated B as I didn’t want the training to go half-cock, though to sate Dawnie’s insatiable horniness I’d allow her a few goes with Butt-fuck. We also hadn’t seen Will, since I’d told her about B and asked if she could set up a regime. She’d been so excited by the idea, she’d even rung off school sick to work on it, which is so close to a miracle I expect Jesus is worried about the competition. Though on Wednesday Harm had also not turned up, so I guess even Will has taken a day off. Will was sitting on Dawnie’s desk chair, with a ring-binder on her lap. Not a small binder either, but one which was so stuffed with charts, diagrams and details that if you’d hit a Vamp over the head with it, you could have hammered him down the Earth’s core. She opened the binder and gave a cough, "If you turn to page sixteen. I’ve done a short summary of the training." Me and Dawnie, sitting on the bed with identical binders, flicked over the pages. A large pull-out chart folded out over our knees, coloured lines and words, printed in such a small type face I had to squint, covered the paper like a deranged spider’s web. I looked down again, it still made no fucking sense. There is a time when it’s best to be silent and be thought stupid, rather than opening your mouth and removing all doubt. I remained quiet, unfortunately so did Dawnie for the same reason, as did Will, because she honestly did think the diagram explain itself. Which it might have done if I was Einstein. Eventually I sighed and looked up at Will, "What’s the Yellow line mean?" "That’s Dawnie, you’re blue, I’m red, Buffy’s black, Joyce… I mean Butt-fuck is grey and Harmony green," Willow said, "It’s all explained in the box at the top." As I squinted at the barely readable box, which had our names next to a coloured line, Dawnie piped up, "Can we swap colours? – blue’s my favourite." Me and Will stared at her with daggers drawn and she shrugged, "Only a suggestion." "It’s a bit complicated…" I said. "There’s more detail in the rest of the plan. The summary paper, pages one to fifteen, provides an introduction and gives the context, outlines the objectives, provides a short overview of how we realise benefits, how to make changes to the plan, before skeleton descriptions of dealing with contingencies, budget allocation and resourcing," Willow chirped happily, "Annex one, which you’re reading is a basic timeline, Annex two – covers that in more detail. Annex three is really important – it’s basically how we measure success. Annex four…"While AFF and its agents attempt to remove all illegal works from the site as quickly and thoroughly as possible, there is always the possibility that some submissions may be overlooked or dismissed in error. The AFF system includes a rigorous and complex abuse control system in order to prevent improper use of the AFF service, and we hope that its deployment indicates a good-faith effort to eliminate any illegal material on the site in a fair and unbiased manner. This abuse control system is run in accordance with the strict guidelines specified above.
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