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Xander's Dogma	By : Zarrthtion Category: BtVS AU/AR > Het - Male/Female Views: 11688 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own BTVS/Charmed or anything else that might seem familiar they are owned by Joss Wheadon and Constance M. Burge respectively. im just a broke Fanfic writer who loves to have fun, and I make no money from this.

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Chapter: 7 Patty, Dru, and the Ritual

“Hello everyone my name is Patricia, how are you all today.” Patricia said with a smile.
The newly named spirit Patricia got no answer since the room was deathly quiet that is until the sound of a loud thud was heard.
Everyone turned around to see none other than Willow passed out on the floor. That seemed to break everyone out of their stupor and Jenny, Giles, Buffy, and Angel ran to her side to check on her, that left Xander, and Kendra to stare at the new woman. Cordelia was just standing to the side not sure what to do, so she went with what she knew and turned to Patricia.
“So are you here to kill us or not cause if you are kill them first im the normal one.” She said as she pointed around the room.
Patricia looked at the girl like she was crazy. “Why would I be here to…oh yea hellmouth sorry dumb question, but no im not here for that im here to help.”
Xander chose that minute to speak. “That sounds nice and not to be rude, but who in the hell are you and help with what?” Xander asked as the woman set off a weird feeling in him and Magda wasn’t talking.
“Well young man my name is Patricia, Patricia Halliwell my friends call me Patty, and im dead.” She answered like that explained everything.
Xander just looked at her before growling. “That doesn’t answer my question.”
Patty just looked at him with a smirk. “Well Alexander did you not hear my last name.”
“What does your las….” Xander replayed what she said before his mouth dropped. “You said Halliwell didn’t you?”
“Yes I did and to make this even weirder, you just talked to one of my daughters and your mom is calling here back as we speak.”
Xander more calm now asked. “Ok I get that, but why are you here right now?”
Patty just smiled. “Because of the prophecy why else would I be here.”
That got the attention of everyone else who was listening to the back and forth. Xander just looked at Patty, and then proceeded to pace back and forth while muttering to himself.
Patty stood there and watched him for ten minutes while Xander paced, getting bored she went to stand next to man she knew as Giles.
“Hello Mr. Giles will Alexander be at this for much longer?” Patty asked with a small smile.
Giles looked at Patty and said softly so as not to disturb Xander. “Yes he should it just seems that Xander and prophecies don’t mix.”
“Ahh, you mean the one about that crazy vampire Drusilla don’t you.” Patty said with a knowing grin.
That sentence got everybody’s attention as Willow, Buffy, Giles, Jenny, Angel, Kendra, and Cordelia turned to her.
Just as Willow was about to ask Patty what she knew about Drusilla, they were drawn back to Xander as he yelled.
“Do you think I care about any of that, as of now I have a batshit crazy vampire who thinks of me as either a cuddly toy or a pet, I have to deal with a primal spirit in my head and, my friends think im semi crazy, add that to the fact that everything we seem to be going through seems to trigger something in my mom’s head, and now I have to deal with ghosts of women I don’t know. So yes right now I don’t care about the fact that a few of the girls in this room are on their periods!”
In the quiet that followed that statement everyone looked at Xander who just continued pacing back and forth while muttering to himself, until Kendra said. “I think Xander is talking to Magda.”
Everyone just nodded, while Patty had a smirk on her face.

15mins later find everyone seated around Giles’ living room including Jessica who after having another conversation with Piper was sitting with everyone else. And at that moment everyone was looking at Xander who 5mins ago had stopped pacing and was just looking at everyone at the moment.
“Ok after a long talk with Magda it has been decided that I live a well and truly fucked life and I should just stop complaining and take it like a man.” Xander said as he gave up standing and just sat on the floor. “So on that note I give up trying to make sense of all this crap, and now im gonna say a sentence I wanted to say since I was a kid…Sooo ghost hottie whatcha need the ol’ Xand-man for.” Xander said with a giant smirk on his face as he looked at Patricia.
Everyone looked at Xander like he was crazy, that is until they heard a very sultry laugh and they all looked over to their new ghostly friend as she held a hand in front of her mouth.
“Thank you for that Alexander, it’s been awhile since I was called a hottie.” Patricia said. “Now as to what I need you for, that is a more personal thing. I need you to watch after my daughters for me.” She said while looking Xander in his eyes.
Xander only had one thing to ask. “Why me, and don’t say anything about fate and whatnot, I want a true answer from you.” Xander said to Patricia.
The room seemed to fade away as Xander and Patricia looked at each other.
“Alexander, im dead, I left my family trying to protect them and since dying I have met the angel of destiny and she pointed me to you…or should I say she pointed me toward the thread of your soul. And down the line your thread was to become entangled with that of the Halliwell line, and I must admit that I am pushing for it to happen now but I want my girls safe and if you were in my position and you saw the chance to protect your loved ones whit one of the strongest soul that fate has ever seen, what would you do.” She finished with her head down.
Xander sat there while everyone’s eyes were on the two of them a few of them tying to digest what Patricia said and some just wondering what was going to be said next.
After a minute of two Xander stood up and spoke to the room as a whole.
Alright new plan, this all ends tonight I have a feeling that I need to get to these sisters as soon as possible, and for that to happen Spike needs to die.” Xander looked to Angel with a smirk. “Deadboy I have an idea to get you in Drusilla’s hands. Buffy, Kendra I need you to do exactly what I say for this to work. Willow, Janna you’re gonna like what I have planned for you two. Giles I need you to work with our ghost and my mom here about her daughters, im going need as much info as possible after all this is over, and call your friend and let them know that the plans have been moved up. And as for you my lovely Queeny I have a special request of you.” Xander finished while looking at Cordelia with that same smirk on his face.
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That night found a bloody Buffy and Kendra with a tied up and beaten Angel in Hawking’s cemetery while the two girls stood ready to throw a few more hits at each other.
“Who are you and what have you done to Angel!” buffy yelled at her mocha skinned slayer.
Me name is Kendra and I s no Angel here only a dangerous beast named Angelus and I will bring him to my watcher so we can question him on where the rest of his family is so thy can all die together.
“I don’t know who you think you are but you can’t have Angel.” But before Buffy could say anymore her and Kendra were surrounded by 12 vampires who cut them off Angel while two of them grabbed Angel and fled.
Buffy looked around her, before looking at Kendra and smirking. “I’ll take the eleven on the left, you take the one on the right. After that nothing else was heard but the ‘manly’ screams of horror and the dust filling the nighttime air.
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Sitting in front of a computer was willow tracking Angel as he was carried by two dumb vampires who were leading their deaths to them.
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Across town in a beat up church sat spike holding Drusilla and stroking her hair as she sung quietly to herself, when his quiet time was brought to a halt as two of his minions came from the back of the church holding up someone between them.
“I sent you out for dinner and you come back with what.” Spike spoke as he stood up and walked over to see what thy brought and to his glee when he lifted the head he saw the one and only Angel. Spike looked from angel to his minions and smiled. “I see not all of you are worthless pieces of dead flesh.”
Spike looked over to Drusilla who had drifted off to sleep and smiled to himself. “Soon my love everything will be perfect once again.” He looked back to Angel. “All right you fools go and chain him up in his place we start soon.”
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As Angel and Drusilla hung from a cross on the stage in the church a set of dark eyes watched everything from a tree.
Brushing the hair from her eyes Cordelia spoke into the walkie-talkie. “Alright dweeb the crazy bitch and Angel are on the stage farthest from the front doors.”
{Thanks Queeny now stay quiet and move in after we get their attention.} Xander replied back.
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As Spike stood beside a church full of about 20 vampires and two seemingly normal humans and Dalton who was holding a book and looking at Dru and Angel, he spoke. “Alright you poor excuse for a Vampire use that big brain of yours and heal my Dru, NOW!” Spike yelled but before he could hear Dalton’s answer the two front doors of the church blew open revealing a group of people that the blond vampire knew all too well. “SLAYER!”
Standing in the doorway were Kendra and Buffy both with their right legs outstretched toward the doors with Xander standing in the middle of them, all three of them were wearing all black clothes and Xander seemed to be sporting something wet in a cloak on his back.
“Guess who’s forgot to put something in the collection plate.” Xander yelled before Buffy and Kendra seemed to blur and descend on the closest vampires.
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-With Buffy-
After blurring from the door buffy pulled a stake from her belt and quickly staked two vamped before she had to duck a swing from one who snapped back after his friends turned to dust.
“You’re dead Slayer.” He yelled as the other vamps around him got ready to fight.
“You guys always say that and yet here I am, turning you all into so much dust.” Buffy quipped as she fell into a crouch and with a quick kick took out the knee of the vamp in front of her and after staking him as he fell she grabbed a handful of vamp dust and threw it into the incoming vamp on her left and while he screamed she caught him with a quick kick to the nuts, then staked him.
“Ok who’s next?” Buffy said as she stood up and looked around her at the somewhat twitchy vamps a few who were holding their crotches.
Just then Buffy heard a huge boom and then she almost fell down when the whole church shook.
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-With Kendra-
After following Buffy’s lead and blurring from the church doors Kendra was silent as she pulled out two stakes and dusted two shocked vamps at the same time shocking the rest near her back into reality.
“I don’t know who you are bitch, but you’re dead.” One vamp yelled.
Kendra didn’t answer the vamp choosing instead to punch him in the ribs cracking one and sending him into a few of his buddies.
One vamp tried to sneak up on her and leapt at her, but he was met with a stake to his chest and before he was fully dust another vamp met the same fate. After dropping one of her stakes Kendra was almost grabbed by one vamp but before he could reach her he stumbled from the whole church shaking and a boom from near the back doors.
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-At one of the side doors of the church-
Willow and Janna were planting the last of some weird devices that Xander had in a secret room at the school.
“I hope Xander knows what he’s doing; I swear that young doof is starting to worry me a little.” Janna said as she planted the weird device on the door and her and willow hightailed it to where they were to meet Cordelia.
Just when they cleared the side wall the door they were just at burst into flames with a nice light show and a shockwave that knocked willow into Janna who then fell down.
Willow and Janna stared at each other, then gulped. “Ok I think your right about Xander is worrying you, cause now he’s worrying me to.” Willow said her voice a little shaky.
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-With Xander-
Right after Buffy and Kendra left Xander found himself staring at Spike, a chanting Dalton, and a group of seven vamps.
‘Well, well, well what do we have here, a little lost whelp without his slayer shield in front of him.” Spike said as he sneered at Xander.
“I don’t need a shield for someone as weak as a cheap one fanged nobody.” Xander replied with a smirk as he brought the dripping cloaked item from his back.
Spike was about to go snap this little bastards neck when the boy pulled a long wooden stick from his back, but what stopped Spike from moving was what the stick was covered in.
“You like I made it just for you guys.” Xander said as he tapped into Magda’s power and boasted his whole body making it faintly glow a little green as he leapt toward Spike, and taking a wide swing that Spike dodged but instead hitting the two vamps near him with the long wooden tick covered in small wooden crosses and dripping in holy water. And by the screams coming from the unlucky vamp who were hit and the ones who were standing close to them the holy water was working well.
“Aww spike why’d you move that was mean.” Xander said with a pout that turned into a very bloodthirsty grin. “Tonight you die Spike and I will personally dance on the pile of dust you become.
Spike was about to say something but was stopped by Xander who broke off the bottom part of his stick that he used to stake the two vamps close to him, and with a speed that surprised Spike Xander proceeded tear into the vamps keeping him from Spike.
After some time Xander saw a few vamps flee from Buffy and Kendra and a few minutes after a loud explosion was heard from their direction. Xander smirked and looked back toward Spike who had two people beside him as Buffy and Kendra came to stand beside him after dusting the last vamps left.
“Ok girls when I say go, me and Kendra will get the two on his sides and Buffy will get the blond idiot.” Xander said then passed buffy his cross covered staff. And after seeing them nod h brought his hand up and swiftly brought it down and just as his hand came down both of Spikes bodyguard’s aka his other goons from The Order of Taraka came down with a bad case of crossbow bolt to the forehead, as they fell back Buffy rushed Spike and Kendra went to check the two downed guards and Xander sped past them all and went for Dalton whose back was turned and from the way the chanting was beginning to slow, was close to the end of the ritual.
Xander hefted his stake and with a smooth motion launched it at Dalton who mid word was dusted along with the book he was holding. Upon his dusting the small glow coming from Angel and Drusilla faded with a blowback that almost made Xander fall but once it was over Xander looked around and noticed Spike on the ground bloody and knocked out and tied up by Buffy, and Kendra who had found a sword somewhere as she took the two guards head clean off their necks.
A groaning brought Xander back to the real world as first Angel woke up looking like some left him out in the sun a little longer than was good for him, Buffy ran to his side to let him down from where he and Dru were tied up.
Just as Buffy got Angel away from the middle of the stage Drusilla started to awaken and as she did she looked around moaning. Xander holding his stake walked up to her and crouching down just out of her strike range he waited till she was looking at him. “Hello Drusilla.”
“Is spiky dead now kitten.” Drusilla asked in a small voice sounding very sane.
Xander aware of the rest of the gang coming into the church and coming over to where he and Drusilla were kept his voice calm. “Yes for now he is alive Drusilla, but I have to ask you something, ok.”
Drusilla’s eyes roamed over everyone as she looked back at Xander. “Anything Kitten, what is it.”
Xander looked into Drusilla’s eyes. “Who do you think I am Drusilla and don’t say Kitten or I will leave you here for the sun.”
Drusilla’s eye’s widened before a large smile came over her face. “But’s that’s who you are, you’re my Kitten and the great protector of the Wells of Halli.” Dru said before saying in a sad but serious voice. “And your also the key to me getting my heart back, please I beg of you Kitten don’t leave me here for the sun or for Spikey, I want to leave this dark place, please Kitten.” She said and by the end she was frantic and shedding bloodred tears.
Everyone was stunned by the crazy vampire, but they were even more stunned when Xander leaned forward and broke Drusilla free and pick her up bridal style and let her rest her head on his shoulder and cry some more.
Xander turned toward the front doors and said over his back. “Come on lets go were done here.” Before he kept walking out into the night.
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A/N: A really short one but only because I needed a filler. The next chapter will be a timeskip, and our cross will finally start hope you all keep holding on it’s gonna get real fun in here.
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