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The Truth Behind His Life	By : Strailo Category: BtVS Crossovers > Misc - General Views: 13914 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Title: The Truth Behind His Life
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Batman
Chapter: 7
Word Count: 602
Disclaimer: I don’t own ANYTHING outside of the plot. This is known. Deal.
AN: Oh, look. I updated this story! Yes! Nearly 6 months later. I know, spank me, spank me hard. Just be careful, I’ve been sick and busy.
Okay, so enjoy. Reviews are lovely if you have time. *licks at the nice people*
Edited: September 10, 2012
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It wasn’t long before Xander was faced with a clown like man who had hair that reminded him of Oz’s after a bad dye job. So it looked as if this was the man how had given up on him all those years ago.
He wasn’t very impressed, but the maniacal smile was pretty good. He’s still seen scarier in a 2 foot demon that looked like a miniature penis that had gotten away from its owner.
“So, Harley tells me that you tamed one of her babies by being the badder predator. How did you do that?” the Joker drawled as Xander ate another bite of his food. The cross dresser smiling sweetly, flashing slightly longer than normal canines at the villain. Wiping his lips, he crossed his legs and fingered his hair sticks, acting as he was making sure that it would stay in his lap.
“I suppose you can say that it’s a left over from where I used to live and what I used to do for a while there,” he drawled, giving nothing away as he continued to fiddle with the hair stick.
“Oh? Is that so? Why aren’t you screaming with the rest of the pathetic insects?” the green haired male drawled in return, causing Xander to snort as he looked around them, watching a goon go flying.
“I’ve seen scarier. Scary is a 5 foot 4 blond cheerleader with PMS and no chocolate in sight. Very scary is a 5 foot 5 brunette cheerleader queen with the tongue of a viper on a GOOD day with PMS and no midol or chocolate in sight,” the younger of the two replied, tossing a bit of meat to the whining hyena. The Joker paused at that and shivered as he remembered when Harley had gone on a rampage during the one time that they didn’t have midol or chocolate in stock. He had learned long ago to keep a good stock of chocolate and other such things.
“Don’t tell me you had to deal with that,” Joker whimpered, watching as Xander raised and eyebrow and nodded.
“Since I was 15. I’m now 19 years of age. Just turned 19 actually. So I dealt with that for about four years,” he mused, shrugging his shoulders. “Why are you bothering the nice, rich people? Not that I really care, but I’m curious.” Joker barked out a laugh as his goons tried to continue working, only to run into the Batman and Nightwing, being used as ping pong balls between the two fighters.
“We’re here for the fun of it,” he cackled, making Xander raise an eyebrow once more. “Alright, I’m here for the annoyance factor,” the villain huffed.

“Good boy. Behind you,” Xander drawled, watching as the Joker turned around, meeting Nightwings fist. After that, Xander was quick to move out of the way, the hyena lopping off after Harley called for him.
Unfortunately, at least in the Batman’s eyes, the Joker got away. The jewelry was returned and the charity ball was disbanded for the night.
Xander thanked every deity out there for that simple fact, more then happy to strip out of his dress and take a hot, lingering shower. Dressing in a pair of lounging pants and a comfortable shirt, he plopped down into a chair across from his friend, looking at the other as he gave him a look.
“Go ahead, ask,” Xander prodded, watching Dicks eyes sparkle in curiosity.
“So what was that with the Joker? Why didn’t you do anything?”

“Well, it starts 19 years ago, give or take a couple of weeks…”
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