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You've Got Spike	By : mshelly Category: -Buffy the Vampire Slayer > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 3235 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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"Why a Tonka-truck, Spike? Not that it's not great and all. But why?"

Spike drew on his cigarette, his eyes scanning for Anya as he exhaled. Ayna didn’t like him smoking and he'd cut way back, and he didn't like it. He was more testy while sneaking a smoke than being without one. He sucked down as much toxin filled tobacco goodness as he could, when ever he could now days. "Cause I could. Did you want something else?" Spike glared at him, and Xander new the glare meant, "thank me or else." Just like when Spike made blueberry pancakes instead of banana. Just smile and say thank you or get a lap full of fruit filled pancakes.

"Um, no. This is great." And Xander tried. Really hard. But he couldn't help it. "They didn't have any StarTrek big toys you could steal, to show off?"

"Yeah, had lots." Smoke in and smoke out. Smoke in and smoke out. And then he reached behind his back, beneath his coat, anlledlled out a HUGE box and a grin. A box that contained the Enterprise, which he dropped unceremoniously at Xander's feet before he snatched the dump truck from him. "Like I'd give you a Tonka, ya big baby."

"Oh, my *god*. This is so cool. I didn't even know they made these. Look! It's got moving parts! And crew members!" Xander looked at Spike with sparkling eyes. "Wal-Mart really is the land of happy, isn't it?"

"Huh?" Spike was busy ripping open the Tonka. "Oh, yeah. Got's geek toys. It's no Macy's but much easier to steal from."

Spike began chewing at people-proof-keep-it-in-the-box-forever-bindings. "Bloody hell! Why is this necessary? It's not like you can just take it outta the box and waltz out of the store with it for fuck's sake!"

Xander snorted at that, doing his best to pull out his mini Captain Kirk.

"Well, if you're not *me*, you can't! Or some of those kids I watched." Spike winked at him. "Made their own little CD casing remover key, they did. Clever design. I just break 'em open and pocket the CD's. Their way you get the case too! Don't have to bother stealing all those packs of empty jewel cases. I'll have to look into that."

"Spike?" Xander was still too enthralled with his Enterprise to worry about CD theft.

"What?"

"*How* did you steal this stuff? I can't believe that no one noticed the Enterprise under your coat."

"That was just for you, Xan. For a laugh. Don't you go and try nicking StarTrek toys under your coat. Ayna will beat us both after you get caught. All it takes is magic tape."

Xander's eyes got big. "Magic tape? What does it do? Make stuff invisible?"

Spike flicked away his cigarette and lit another. "Um, no. But if you ever run across some o' that, let me know, will ya?" He reached into his pocket and pulled out a roll of bright blue tape with Wal-Mart written across it. "*This* is the magic tape." He twirled the roll on his index finger before replacing it in his pocket. "All you need is it, and a bunch of slutty looking teen girls."

"Uh, And the slutty teens are for?"

"Distraction." Spike grinned. "If the items are too big to bag, they tape em ant 't 'em in your cart. Now, the little security guard is 'spose to check your taped items against your receipt, but, lets say, he's just a young bloke, makin' minimum wage, and not really carin' all that much what you have in your cart, *and* there's a group of scantily clad girls, who've loaded up their pockets with makeup and trinkets and decide to flirt their way out. . . well…ya just wait for 'em to catch his eye…casually show your big taped items and your receipt. . .and walk right out…happy as a lark."

"You're an evil genius, Spike."

"Yes."

"And where do you get the magic tape?"

Spike shook his box violently. "Oh, well. You bring an item without a tag on it to the cashier, flirt with her while she's busy, and steal it when she's looking 'round for the floor manager."

"Yes. An evil genius."

Xander caught sight of a uniformed security guard. "Um, Spike? Maybe we should put away our stolen goods and go find Ahn?" He pulled out his keys and opened the trunk, placing his Enterprise inside with a fond smile. Yeah, it was stolen. And stealing was bad. But *Spike* had stolen it for him, and Xander just couldn't fight the grin or the happy feeling it gave him. It was just so sweet. "Load up your truck, shoplifter-boy. We got us an Ayna to find."

"Gimmie a sec." Spike lowered his head, vamped out, and sliced though the cables with his fangs, freeing his toy. He let the box fall to the ground with a fang-filled grin. "Okay." He placed it in the trunk and let Xander slam the lid down. "She'll be at a concession stand waiting for us with cotton-candy. Bet?"

Xander dropped his arm across Spike's shoulders and headed towards the mini-carnival. "No bet, my vampire-buddy; 'Cause that's just where we'll find her. She thinks she can control us through sugar."

tbc...
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