Truth or Dare | By : ObscureEnough Category: -Buffy the Vampire Slayer > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 4976 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Buffy stormed into Angel's office, having persuaded Willow to drive her to LA, and then remain in the car. “You had sex with Spike,” she stated baldly.
Angel blinked at her, utterly lost in the conversation he wasn't aware they were having. “Yes?” he tried.
“You. Had sex. With Spike,” Buffy accused again. “God! I can't believe this! Is everyone I know gay?” she demanded.
“Uh, can I get a little background on this?” Angel asked. “I have no idea what brought this on, or why you're so upset. Yes, I've had sex with Spike, but I assure you that you and I were never involved when it happened.”
“We damn well better not have been,” Buffy decided, “or you'd be getting to know Mr Pointy up close and personal.”
“Buffy, please,” Angel coaxed, “can you tell me what brought this up? Why are you so upset.”
“Why I'm upset?” Buffy demanded. “You want to know why I'm upset? I'll tell you why I'm upset: It turns out that your neutered little grand-Childe is not so neutered. He's gone and corrupted Giles and Xander! Not only are they all having sex together, but they're doing the way-nasty in the middle of the street!”
Angel's face went utterly blank as he absorbed the news.
“Huh,” Cordelia grunted from the doorway. “I always though it would be Willow in the middle of that sandwich.”
“What?” Buffy cried, incredulous.
“Oh, please,” Cordy scoffed. “We all know sweet, little Willow always had a thing for Giles, and she was the one that Spike actually wanted that time he kidnapped her and Xander. And Giles and Ethan? So had a history!” she declared.
“They … I … What the hell are you talking about?” Buffy stuttered.
Cordelia rolled her eyes, and walked into the office, dropping gracefully into a chair. Ticking points off her fingers, she explained, “Willow had the hots for Giles from, like, day one; I always figured Spike had a thing for little Miss Wanna-Spell; Giles probably knows his way around a man just as well as he does a woman, 'cause, Lord knows, Ethan hung around for Giles' strawberry pancakes!”
“No,” Buffy shook her head. “Just … no!”
Angel cleared his throat. “So, um, just to be clear,” he began hesitantly, “Spike, Giles and Xander are in some kind of relationship?”
Buffy shuddered. “They were doing … it … in the alley, so I'm guessing 'yes'. And Giles even said they were, so, yeah. God! There isn't enough brain bleach to get that out of my head.”
“God! You are such a prude!” Cordy scoffed. “I bet they were hot.” She wriggled in her chair. “Can't you just picture it? I mean, sure, Spike's all 'kill, kill' but he is hot, and Xander isn't too bad either. And Giles? He has a bit of that bad-boy thing going, too.”
Angel cleared his throat, and shifted in his seat. “What, uh, what exactly is your problem with this?” he asked.
“It's Giles!” Buffy protested. “And Xander! And Spike! And Giles is old, and Xander isn't gay, and Spike's a vampire, and how could they even do that, because the whole thing is just too ew to comprehend!”
Angel sighed, and shook his head. “Buffy, I think you need to grow up a little. People's … orientations aren't always what you want them to be, and people do continue having sex, regardless of age, or how you perceive the world. I would think it's a good thing that they've managed to find some … comfort and pleasure in their lives. What we do… There's not a lot of light in our lives, as you well know. Give them the freedom to just … be.”
Buffy gaped at her ex-boyfriend, then at Cordelia, who simply smirked and shrugged.
“Can't you just be happy that Xander finally has someone who isn't trying to kill him?” Cordy asked.
Buffy looked from one to another one last time, then silently walked out of the office.
Angel sighed, then reached for the phone. Dialling a familiar number, he waited for it to answer. “Giles? It's Angel,” he greeted. “Yeah. Buffy's just left, so I don't know what's going to happen once she gets back there. So … the three of you, huh? That's … that's good. Just, just be careful, okay? Spike… Well, you know how he can get. Okay, well, good night.” Angel hung up the phone, and stared at it.
“Guess you missed your chance, huh?” Cordy asked with a slight smile.
Angel shrugged. “It would be magnificent to watch, even better to join in, but we both know he'd never go for it. For me.” He sighed. “All that fire.”
“Always wondered about you two,” Cordy admitted. “They way you would fight sometimes.”
“Always wondered if he would be that passionate in bed,” Angel sighed. “Guess he must be. Spike wouldn't put up with a bad lover for long.”
“Heard he put up with Harmony,” Cordelia smirked.
“I said 'for long,'” Angel returned, matching her smirk.
Cordy nodded as she conceded the point. “That you did.
~~~~~ Spike slid his hand over firm, tan skin before dropping a kiss on Xander's belly. “Slayer will be back, soon,” he murmured.Xander stretched his full length before slumping back on the bed. “I'm surprised she's not here already.”
Spike moved to cover Xander's body with his own. “Mayhap she didn't want to interrupt anything … intimate,” he smirked, shooting a look at Giles.
“Maybe she just went back to her dormitory, and back to bed,” Giles offered.
Xander sighed. “I know it had to have been a shock,” he began. “I mean, if I'd seen you and her making out, like in the cemetery, or something, that would have been a big thing. And, well, the three of us, kind of not of the normal, which I so get.” He frowned, and looked from Spike to Giles, and back again. “I'm pretty much explaining everything away here, aren't I?”
“Maybe if we give her some time,” Giles shrugged, “maybe she'll get used to it.”
“Willow!” Xander announced suddenly.
“Willow what?” Spike asked, tilting his head in confusion.
“Willow's going to be really shocked,” Xander explained, wide-eyed.
Spike smirked, and bent down to suck on Xander's bite mark. “Red's been doing her little witch, so she don't have much to say,” he decided.
Xander sighed, and dropped his head back to give Spike better access to his neck. Suddenly, Spike's words drifted into his head. “Willow's what?”
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