Bot I Didn't | By : ObscureEnough Category: -Buffy the Vampire Slayer > Slash - Male/Male > Spike(William)/Xander > Spike(William)/Xander Views: 5402 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Buffy entered the kitchen timidly to see Xander rinsing his mouth out into the sink.
"I'm going to kill him. I don't know what he's done, or how he did it, but I'm going to kill him. Slowly and painfully. I'm going to strap him down and do Chinese Water Torture using Holy Water, then I'm going to dry him off and put him in a East-facing room with a tiny slit of a window open, and see how long it would take for him to burn up all the way. Then I'm going to gather his ashes, and piss on them, then I'm going to, to … think up something else to do to him." Buffy opened her eyes at her friend. "Wow, Xan. That's … pretty inventive, there." "And you," Xander exploded, rounding on his (erstwhile) friend. "How could you think that of me? How could you think I would do that? That's … that's … despicable!" Buffy blushed. "Well, uh, you know it wouldn't really be all that surprising if you, you know, kind of, like, fell for someone. A guy someone," she clarified. "It's not like we're blind, Xander. You've noticed guys before, and it's not like Spike's ugly, or anything." "Well, no," Xander admitted. "He is strong and mysterious, and sort of compact, but well muscled," he nodded. Buffy raised an eyebrow. "You sure you're not having sex with him?" Xander gaped at her.While AFF and its agents attempt to remove all illegal works from the site as quickly and thoroughly as possible, there is always the possibility that some submissions may be overlooked or dismissed in error. The AFF system includes a rigorous and complex abuse control system in order to prevent improper use of the AFF service, and we hope that its deployment indicates a good-faith effort to eliminate any illegal material on the site in a fair and unbiased manner. This abuse control system is run in accordance with the strict guidelines specified above.
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