The Rogue Slayer | By : Kinetickid Category: BtVS AU/AR > FemmeSlash - Female/Female Views: 12311 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1 |
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“Damn wimpy assed slayer.” Faith grumbles quietly as they make their way up the sidewalk outside the Summers residence.
Tara bites her lip to keep from laughing. Buffy had called their apartment in a panic before begging them to come to dinner to act as a buffer between her and Julie. “She’s just nervous because she’s never dated a woman, Faith.”
“I didn’t either before you and I didn’t act like this.” Faith puts on an innocent wide-eyed look. “Faith, Tara, please!! I don’t know how to act… and she’s your friend. You two work with her please, please, please….” Faith whines in a higher pitched voice.
“She’s going to kick your ass for picking on her like that.” Tara warns, not able to keep the laughter from bubbling out. Watching Faith imitate Buffy tickling her, Faith’s movements completely alien to her and way too sissified for her lover, and for Buffy for that matter.
“I’d like to see her try.” Faith grins evilly at the thought. Turning her head she looks down the street as she hears a vehicle driving slowly towards them.
“That’s Julie.” Tara recognizes the car, quickly stepping back towards the street, Tara waves towards the woman, smiling as Julie waves back and picks up speed before slowing down to pull in the driveway.
“Good timing!” Julie grins jumping out of the vehicle and shutting the door.
“So how did Mrs. S end up inviting you here for dinner?” Faith questions curiously, smirking at the woman.
Julie blushes and shrugs her shoulders. “She didn’t really invite me. It was more of an order.” Julie admits, a quick smile crossing her face. “I swore I heard her mumbling something about if she left it up to Buffy, she’d be old and gray before she would ask.”
Faith snorts and Tara laughs quietly. “Well come in, J. Mrs. S is a great cook…” Faith trails off and looks at Tara. “What’s she fixing for dinner tonight?”
“I don’t know. She picked up quite a few different items at the grocery store.” Tara shrugs, wrapping her arm around Faith’s waist. “We better probably head in before Buffy blows a gasket.” Turning to Julie Tara quirks an eyebrow at her co-worker. “Soooo… You like Buffy?”
Julie swallows hard and slowly nods her head as both women look at her intently. “Yes, I do.”
“Good. Never got that vibe from you before, though.” Tara grins crookedly at Julie as they make their way towards the front door.
“Probably because its been so long since I’ve been with anyone, I’m sending off a neutered vibe.” Julie grumbles, before laughing.
Faith grunts and pulls Tara tightly to her. “I know what you mean. I go a day without any and I feel like I’m being punished or somethin’.” Faith growls and nips at Tara’s neck.
“You go five minutes without any and you’re going through withdrawals.” Tara laughs and smacks her lover on the shoulder. “Try and behave a little tonight.”
“Ain’t no fun.” Faith grumbles before pinching Tara’s butt and opening the door to the house, sliding quickly inside before Tara can get her back.
“You’re going to pay for that.” Tara growls quietly, rubbing her butt cheek as she follows her lover into the house.
“I can’t wait and see what the Doc will do when you act like this at the clinic.” Julie chuckles gleefully as she rubs her hands together.
“I already warned him about the fact we might be getting naughty, he didn’t seem overly concerned about it.” Faith wiggles her eyebrows as she calls out. “Mrs. S, we’re here.” Faith nods her head towards the kitchen before heading that way.
“She just makes herself at home, huh?” Julie cautiously follows Faith into the kitchen.
“That’s because she lived here for over a year.” Tara explains as she smiles at the sight of Faith sneaking a piece of carrot off the cutting board after whispering something back to Joyce, having heard Joyce’s voice before she stepped into the kitchen.
“I’ll put your ass to work.” Joyce warns, halfheartedly smacking at the slayer, winking conspiratorially at the slayer.
“What’cha want me to do?” Faith accepts the knife from Joyce and starts cutting the carrots she hands her.
“Anything you want me to do, and where’s Buffy?” Tara questions curiously.
“You can throw a salad together if you want, and Buffy had to run down to the corner store to pick up another gallon of milk. As soon as I got home she fixed a couple sandwiches and pretty much demolished the gallon I had here.” Joyce grumbles quietly, shaking her head at her daughter.
“You know she sucks that stuff down like there’s no tomorrow.” Faith chuckles and pops another piece of carrot in her mouth as she goes back to slicing the carrots. “What’s for dinner anyway?”
“Baked chicken, steamed carrots, salad, baked potatoes, rolls and I picked up a couple pies at the grocery store along with ice cream.” Joyce grins as Faith groans appreciatively.
“How come I get the idea that food is a major thing with Faith?” Julie murmurs to Tara, from where she’s helping the blonde throw the salad together.
“Her and Buffy both. And to just give you a little hint, it’s useless to whisper, they both have exceptional hearing.” Tara grins crookedly at her friend as they finish making the salad.
“She’s back.” Faith wiggles her eyebrows and watches Julie straighten slightly and her head turn towards the kitchen doorway.
Tara smirks as her eyes are caught by her lover’s twinkling brown eyes. “Behave, love.”
“Don’t hafta. Was going to, but B called.” Faith shrugs and finishes with the carrots. “She’s fair game now.”
“I heard that.” Buffy grumbles quietly at Faith, before smiling shyly at Julie. “Did you find the house okay?”
“Yes, I did. Your mom gave great directions.” Julie looks over at Mrs. Summers who’s giggling quietly as she checks the potatoes and chickens in the oven.
“Yes, mom and I are going to need to have a little discussion.” Buffy narrows her gaze on her mom.
“Well, ladies the chicken and potatoes are almost done, so I’ll put the carrots on to steam, if you don’t mind setting the table?” Joyce conveniently ignores Buffy.
Faith snorts as she grabs down plates, looking at her lover, she winks at Tara.
“Sure, we’ll set the table.” Tara smacks Faith on the ass as the slayer walks by her. Leaning in to Buffy, Tara whispers loudly. “Ain’t gonna work Buffy, Moms always win.”
“Got that right.” Joyce smirks as she hears her daughter whimper.
Tara grabs silverware and hurries after Faith, chuckling wickedly as she disappears through the door.
Buffy grumbles as she places the milk in the refrigerator. Shutting the door she opens the freezer and pulls out the ice container and quickly fills up the glasses with the ice cubes.
“I’ll take these into the dining room.” Julie offers, grabbing three glasses and heading towards the dining room door.
“You might want to…” Buffy trails off before laughing at the squeak she hears coming from Julie. “Wait.” Buffy finishes, smirking as Julie turns quickly around and sets the glasses on the island again.
“Don’t tell me they’re going at it already?” Joyce rolls her eyes as she pulls out the potatoes and chickens.
“When aren’t they going at it? At least I think they still had their clothes on.” Buffy chuckles at the blushing Julie.
“They were still on, but not quite in their proper positions.” Julie admits, blushing remembering getting a glimpse of tanned skin from where Tara had pulled up Faith’s shirt and was attacking the dark-haired woman.
“Clothes on is good.” Buffy nods her head as she grabs the glasses and carries them into the dining room. “Stop trying to eat Faith, Tara. It’s almost dinner time.”
“She’s pretty tasty, though.” Tara growls, releasing Faith’s breast, grinning up at her lover, who’s panting heavily and staring at her with desire filled eyes. “Upstairs for a quickie? After all, Buffy screwed up our afternoon fun.”
“Fuck, yeah.” Faith growls, picking Tara up and disappearing quickly from the dining room.
“Don’t use my room!” Buffy calls out after the two women, rolling her eyes as she turns around to a wide-eyed Julie. “You get used to it after a while. As long as clothes are more or less on, it’s of the good.” Buffy sniggers quietly as she eases past the tall dark-haired woman and walks into the kitchen.
Joyce chuckles as she cuts apart the chickens, leaving complete chicken breasts whole for Buffy and Faith. “You’ll have to tell her about the shock you had when Tara was sun burnt.”
“Jeez mom! I’d rather not. I still haven’t pulled my foot out of my mouth for that one. Though Tara seems to enjoy picking on me quite frequently now.” Buffy grumbles quietly as she grabs the salad bowl and takes it into the dining room as Julie comes back in to grab the dressings.
“What happened?” Julie questions curiously, surprised when Buffy blushes darkly.
“I got a major eyeful after going off on Faith before I knew or understood what was happening.” Buffy wipes a hand down her face as she walks back to the kitchen.
“You didn’t catch those two in the middle of…” Julie’s eyes open wide at the thought.
“No! Thank God that hasn’t happened yet!! Though the way those two go at it…” Buffy smirks as she hears a distinct ‘bitch’ coming from Faith upstairs. “Of course seeing naked Faith running around is becoming a common occurrence.” Buffy chuckles wickedly as she hears Faith crying out loudly, looking at Julie, who’s eyes are opened wide and staring up at the ceiling.
“They’re not…” Julie stares in shock as Buffy nods her head grinning hugely at her. “You’re just screwing with me.”
“Nope. They’re getting all hot and heavy up there. Be thankful they’re not doing it in the kitchen… or the dining room table.” Buffy blinks and looks at the table in consideration. “If they did…” Buffy growls quietly at the thought.
“Buffy, honey, stop picking on those two and help with carrying the rest of the food in.” Joyce bumps into her daughter as she carries the large platter piled high with chicken into the dining room.
“Yes, mom. But you have to tell the horny two to come down for dinner.” Buffy smirks as she spins around to gather more of the food carrying it in.
“Faith, Tara, come down the foods on the table.” Joyce states calmly in her normal voice before going back to the kitchen, Julie following her.
“They really aren’t up there having sex, are they?” Julie questions Mrs. Summers, surprised as Joyce just grins at her in answer.
“Ye of little trust.” Buffy has to laugh at the shocked look on Julie’s face. “I’m sorry, but you can ask them when they come back down.” Buffy gently runs a hand down the taller woman’s arm, smiling up into pale blue eyes. “Be careful at the clinic. If you don’t know where they are, you might want to keep your eyes open so you don’t accidentally walk in on them.”
Tara grins as she comes into the kitchen, her flushed face a tell tale sign. “Faith will be down in a few minutes. Anything else I can help with?”
Buffy snorts and shakes her head. “You might want to tell Julie what you two were up to, she doesn’t believe us.”
Tara blushes darkly and shakes her head. “I don’t want to upset her sensibilities with what we were doing.”
“Like she won’t possibly walk in on something at the office.” Faith grins before nuzzling tenderly at Tara’s neck. “Love you.” Faith whispers and places a soft kiss on Tara’s cheek.
“I love you, too. Tara smiles and pats her lover’s arm that had wrapped around her waist.
Julie stares at the two women in shock before slowly shaking her head. “In a way I think you’re just messing with me… but in another I believe it.”
“Believe it.” Faith grins and wiggles her eyebrows. Hugging Tara quickly, Faith reaches for one of the two liters of soda and carries it out to the table for her and Tara as the other women chuckle and head to the dining room.
Julie slowly follows the women, feeling like she’s dropped into the twilight zone. Watching as Joyce settles at the head of the table, while Faith and Tara cozy up beside each other laughingly jostling each other while placing food on each others plates, she sits down beside Buffy who’s smiling shyly at her.
Accepting the platter of chicken, she puts a wing on her plate before passing it to Buffy shaking her head as the woman piles her plate as much as Faith is. Laughing softly, she fills her plate, passing the items on to Buffy from where Faith hands them to her. Settling down to eat, she listens to the playful banter between the women, occasionally commenting and answering questions that are directed at her.
“So, how long have you been living here in Sunnydale, Julie?” Joyce questions curiously as she sips on her soda.
“Three years, actually. I moved here from North Dakota.” Julie smiles glancing at Buffy who’s watching her curiously.
“Not meaning for it to sound the way it’s going to, but why the hell did you move here?” Buffy yelps as her mom smacks her. “Mom!”
“You could have phrased that better. I thought I taught you manners.” Joyce narrows her gaze on her daughter before turning her look on Faith who’s chuckling and Tara who has a hand over her mouth and was trying not to laugh.
“We know she doesn’t have any manners. Anyone that comes busting into a person’s bedroom…” Faith snaps her mouth shut as Tara taps her on the leg mentally telling her to behave. Turning her gaze on her lover, Faith grumbles quietly. “You don’t let me have any fun at all.”
Buffy interrupts before Tara can say anything. “Don’t even go there! But I will try and rephrase the question.” Buffy turns and looks apologetically at Julie who’s quietly giggling beside her. “What brought you to Sunnydale?”
Julie smiles at Buffy before relaxing back in the chair and turning somewhat towards the small blonde. “I wanted to live in California, but I didn’t want to live in any of the larger cities. I was working at the veterinarians office at home, and she went to school with Doctor Roberts. They kept in contact over the years and one thing led to another.” Julie shrugs, smiling.
“Hmm. Sounds like this town might actually get something right occasionally.” Buffy murmurs before blushing and looking down at her plate.
Faith elbows Tara, smirking she sends a mental note to her lover. ‘We don’t need to embarrass her, she’s doing a good job herself.’
Tara smacks Faith’s thigh, chuckling quietly. “Personally I agree with you, Buffy. Occasionally something actually works out right in this... Town.” Tara looks at her lover and wiggles her eyebrows.
Faith grasps Tara’s hand, threading her fingers through Tara’s before lifting them to kiss the back of her hand.
“Are they always like that?” Julie questions, unconsciously shifting closer to Buffy as she whispers the words.
“Whispering in this house with me or Faith around is useless.” Buffy grins at the woman before answering her question, not aware that Julie had already been told the same thing. “And yes, they’re like this or worse most of the time. After you accidentally walk in on them a couple times, or hear them you’ll eventually get used to it.”
“Do that often, do you?” Julie laughs as Buffy blushes and rubs a hand over her face.
“It isn’t my fault. It’s theirs!” Buffy points accusingly at the two chuckling women across from them. “Opening the door while naked, strolling around the house without a care and without a stitch of clothing on...” Buffy rolls her eyes as Faith chuckles wickedly.
“Do you mind that I like to run around the house naked?” Faith questions her lover curiously.
“Personally I enjoy the hell out of it. Clothes are optional at our apartment, though I think Joyce prefers them to more or less stay on here.” Tara turns questioning eyes to Joyce, chuckling as the older woman rolls her eyes.
“She never took the hint about wearing the robes I kept buying her. So it was either get used to it, or just overlook it.” Joyce admits, before turning mischief filled eyes on her daughter. “Though I think I took it a lot better than Buffy has.”
“Because they don’t tease you and answer the damn door nude literally after they have had sex.” Buffy grumbles, blushing a deep dark red.
“I think you’re just jealous.” Julie whispers softly.
Buffy snaps her head towards the woman, her eyes wide, while Faith guffaws loudly.
“Hot damn! I like her.” Faith grins hugely at Tara before turning back to a lightly blushing Julie. “Are you easily scared or grossed out?”
“I work in a veterinarian’s office. I see a lot of weird and disgusting things. What do you think?” Julie rolls her eyes at the dark-haired woman.
“Good. I’ll take that as a no.” Faith chuckles and relaxes back in the chair, clasping Tara’s thigh and squeezing gently. “I was just curious.” Faith answers the questioning look in Julie’s eyes. Reaching out with her other hand, Faith grabs her drink, sipping it quickly as she watches Buffy steal glances at Julie.
Deciding to change the conversation slightly, Tara looks at Joyce. “What else do you have planned after dinner? Did you rent a couple movies to watch or something?” Tara jokes and winks. “Or were you planning on kicking them out and telling them to go to a coffee shop or something?”
“I’ve done the mom thing. I’ve invited her to the house, it’s up to Buffy now.” Joyce jokes and smirks at her blushing daughter.
“Mom!!” Buffy groans, crossing her arms over her chest. “How do you know she even likes me? Or that she might be gay… or at least bi?”
“I’m biased. How can she not like you?” Joyce winks at her daughter, before glancing at Julie, chuckling as the woman blushes lightly even as she laughs. “Anyway, I’m not getting any younger and I asked her if she liked you.”
“YOU DIDN’T!” Buffy cries out, feeling like her cheeks are going to burst into flames at any moment. Turning worried eyes towards Julie, she whimpers as she sees the truth in Julie’s eyes. “I’m sorry.”
Julie shrugs and slowly relaxes even more. Though the women obviously enjoyed picking on each other tremendously, they obviously cared about each other. Though having a woman’s mother trying to hook her up with her daughter was odd, she wasn’t going to look a gift horse in the mouth. “Would you maybe like to go out to dinner one night this week?” Julie questions softly, her eyes serious.
Buffy nibbles on her lip and slowly nods her head. “If you don’t mind going out with me.”
“Would I ask if I minded?” Julie chuckles and reaches up to tuck a loose blonde hair behind Buffy’s ear, smiling as the woman smiles shyly at her again. Loving that smile, but also liking the mischievous smile, along with the grins and other facial features she’s seen crossing the small woman’s face.
“See, you didn’t need us here to run interference for ya’, B.” Faith tugs on Tara’s hand. “Come on, let’s let them have some getting to know each other time. We’ll see ya’ tomorrow night, B.” Faith calls out over her shoulder, winking at the two women as she ushers Tara out of the dining room and the house.
“You had them come over here because I was going to be here?” Julie blinks in surprise as she turns to Buffy. Ignoring the fact that Joyce had taken the opportunity and disappeared into the kitchen.
“Ummm… Yes.” Buffy admits quietly, her eyes downcast. “I’ve never…” Taking a deep breath, Buffy finally looks up into gorgeous pale blue eyes. “I’ve never been attracted to a woman before, Julie. Let alone even considered the possibility of dating one. They were kind of here to help me relax and break up the seriousness of my mom actually butting her nose into my love life.”
“Was it so bad?” Julie questions softly, her eyes searching Buffy’s hazel eyes.
“No. Actually I think it might have been the right thing to do.” Buffy smiles softly, finally relaxing. “I don’t know when, if ever, I would have gotten up the courage to ask you out.”
“Subtle hint, here Buffy. I was planning on questioning Tara and Faith about you this week. So if your mom hadn’t had me come here…” Julie smiles as Buffy realizes what she’s saying.
“Thank God.” Buffy chuckles. “I know mom bought dessert, but would you like to maybe walk downtown and get a milk shake or something?”
“I think I would like that.” Julie smiles as Buffy stands and holds her hand out to her. Gently grasping the petite blonde’s hand, she follows her out of the house.
Joyce grins at the sight of her daughter and Julie walking down the sidewalk, still holding hands. “You owe your old mom, Buffy.” Joyce chuckles before walking back to the dining room to gather the dishes, placing the food on the island as Faith and Tara sneak in the back door. “Finish eating this food or it’ll go to waste. I don’t think either one of them are going to be back for a couple hours.”
Faith chuckles and settles down at the island.
“And did you two actually sneak upstairs and have sex?” Joyce questions curiously as she sits down across from Faith, smiling at the sight of Tara resting her chin on Faith’s head and grinning crookedly at her.
“What do you think, Mrs. S?” Faith laughs as Joyce tosses the dishtowel at her. “Nah. But we did make out for a while. I can’t believe you wanted us to push their buttons like that.”
“Like you were against the idea.” Tara murmurs, running her fingers through Faith’s hair. “And Buffy had to play into it, unknowingly. Hell, even Julie did, too.”
“My daughter makes too many comments that Faith can play on normally, it was bound to happen.” Joyce shrugs, chuckling quietly. “But I was afraid if I didn’t push Buffy a little she would never admit she liked her. I didn’t realize Julie was planning on pushing the matter if Buffy didn’t.”
“Who cares how they got together, as long as they do. Got them together, its up to them to take it from here.” Faith works on a chicken leg, leaning back into her lover.
Stroking both hands gently over Faith’s shoulders, Tara smiles and presses her lips to the top of her lover’s head. “We should probably visit Mr. Giles after you finish dinner.”
Faith grumbles quietly under her breath. “I guess. You’re wanting to tell him what we learned, ain’t ya’?” Faith questions roughly.
“Some of it. I honestly don’t believe a good portion of it has anything to do with the Watcher’s Council.” Tara admits softly.
“And they don’t have any right to the information about elves.” Faith whispers, tilting her head back to look up into blue eyes. “Not that we have all the answers, but we have a better understanding than we did. Do you know how much info you wanna give him?”
“Just tell him that you are becoming an elf, and that you literally have all my memories, abilities and information along with your own. We aren’t exactly sure what that entails, and that’s the truth.” Tara sighs quietly.
“Except if I really need to bippity boppity boo something, I can.” Faith grins at her lover, accepting the kiss she gives her.
“Yes.” Tara whispers against Faith’s lips. “Finish eating, love.”
“You’re becoming an elf?” Joyce questions, her eyes widening in surprise.
“Well, her ears are not quite so round and are becoming more… sensitive.” Tara chuckles as she strokes a finger over one of her lover’s ears and Faith growls and shifts from her touch. “I warned you.”
Faith grabs Tara and pulls her around to practically sit in her lap after she spreads her legs for her lover. “I know. I’m gonna be fucking payin’ for who knows how long.”
“Yep.” Tara grins crookedly and wraps an arm around Faith’s neck, smiling as Joyce chuckles.
“What comes around goes around?” Joyce questions curiously, her eyes alight with laughter.
“Oh… and then some.” Tara nips playfully at Faith’s neck as her lover groans loudly.
“Might make her think twice before doing something from now on.” Joyce points out, looking from Tara to Faith and back again, before shaking her head. “Never mind, I take that back!”
Tara laughs quietly, before yelping softly as Faith pinches her butt. “You’ll get paid back for that, too.”
“I’m looking forward to it.” Faith smirks and rubs the spot while wiggling her eyebrows.
“Rotten.” Tara whispers, her eyes twinkling merrily before looking back towards Joyce, the three women talking while Faith finishes eating.
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