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The Truth Behind His Life	By : Strailo Category: BtVS Crossovers > Misc - General Views: 13914 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Title: The Truth Behind His Life
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Batman
Chapter: 19
Pairing: Xander/Dick
Word count: 1,761
AN: For my AFF readers, I fixed the chapter 17 title. Really sorry about that. Thank you, BurneHazard for pointing that out and I'm glad that things are reading so well for you. :D
To everyone else: Remember, this story is completely written, I do plan on writing a kind of rewrite or another story with the same plot thought when I have time and don't have something like 8 different fanfictions in the works.
For now, I hope that you enjoy this as I get back to my previously set schedule.
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Thursday night rolled around and found Xander shaving and cleaning so he could look good enough for his date, surprised that he was so nervous about it. He knew Dick, probably as good as he knew himself, so he shouldn’t be nervous.
As he dried his hair with a blow dryer, he stared at himself in the mirror, running a brush through his hair and thinking heavy thoughts. Once the locks were dry, he put his blow dryer away and moved to his bedroom, closing the door and missing Dick poking his head out of his bedroom. Tossing his robe over the end of his bed, Xander grabbed his bottle of lotion before going with a jar of body butter instead.
As he smoothed the body butter over his skin, starting with his feet, he thought of why he was going out on a date with Dick.
He was a nice guy who had lent an ear to him when he could, always freeing up time to talk to him. After they had learned of each others secrets, it had added a deeper layer to their bond, surprising him with that fact. But he supposed he had to be truthful: he was terrified of losing his friendship with Dick if they didn’t last as a couple.
“If it comes to it, I’ll worry about it then,” he stated, nodding decisively as he placed his jar of body butter down on his dresser. Turning to the clothes laid out on his bed, he slipped on his panties, flushing at how soft they felt against his skin. He soon had his garter belt and stockings on, he slinked into the dress that he had chosen.
It was a dark purple layered deal, the under dress a darker purple by a shade, and flowed with his shape to give him a more natural shape without the need for fake breasts.
Once he was in his dress, he smiled to himself as he gazed in the mirror, enjoying the way he looked. Nodding his head, Xander quickly pulled his hair into a ponytail, curling the locks with sure, even movements, leaving a few pieces to frame his face. With his dress sleeves falling off of his shoulders, he added a bit of gold powder to his shoulders and slid a simple silver band necklace on. With a final touch of lipstick and eye shadow, he was soon leaving his room.
Coming to a stop in the living room, Xander hummed lowly in delight and stared at Dick. He was wearing a pair of black slacks, a white buttoned up shirt that had two upper buttons undone and a suit jacket the color of midnight purple. He looked upper class, but almost uncaring about the way he looked.
It was perfectly Dick and put together all at once.
“Well, you do look good,” Xander chuckled as his date turned around, lips pulling into a smile.
“Same could be said about you,” Dick drawled, pulling Xander into a quick hug before getting him to turn in a full circle before him. “Wow. Did you have this thing tailored to you?” he asked, allowing Xander to sit down on the couch to put on his matching purple heels.
“Yeah, I did actually,” Xander replied as he strapped his shoes on with quick movements. “It was an indulgence for prom. But since I didn’t go as my natural self, I’ve never worn it before now,” he continued as he stood up and gave his skirt a shake to smooth it out.
“I love that very fact. That you indulged that is,” Dick said, finding Xander’s coat and holding up the tailored item up to allow him to slide into it. Once he had it on, the cross dresser grabbed his purse, making sure that he had everything that he needed.
Nodding when Dick asked him if he was ready, Xander left with his date, arm threaded through his as they walked to Dick’s car. It wasn’t long before they were pulling up into the front of a rather nice, semi-expensive restaurant. A valet opened his door and helped him out as Dick walked around the car with a smirk, the valet blushing at the smile that came from Xander.
“Shall we?” Dick asked as he offered his arm. Xander chuckled and took it as Dick gave the Valet his keys and getting a card in return. “Be gentle with my car please. My date deserves to be driving home instead of taking a cab home,” the older male drawled, making Xander flush as they walked into the restaurant.
“Flatterer,” Xander chuckled, smiling at his date. Dick just smirked and helped him out of his coat, getting a coat ticket before the hostess led them towards their very private table. Once their drinks had been delivered, ice tea for the both of them since Xander was under 21 and Dick was driving, they settled into look over the menus.
“How is school going?” Xander queried as he mused over the choices before him. He had a feeling that seafood would be his best bet.
“It’s going well considering Barbra keeps stalking after me,” Dick chuckled. The waiter swung by and took their appetizer orders, coming back after he dropped off that order with the kitchen. Once their dinner orders had been taken, Xander frowned at Dick and lent forward.
“Is she stalking you? For whatever reason could she be doing that?” he asked, having a feeling that he already knew why.
“Yeah,” Dick sighed, sipping a bit of his tea before wrinkling his nose and adding some simple syrup to the drink. “She keeps demanding that I kick you out of my own condo, telling me that you’re dangerous, that you’ll talk about our secrets. She think you’ll go crazy or something.”
“Just because one parent is schizophrenic does not mean that I will turn out that way,” Xander stated, feeling decidedly insulted. “I know she doesn’t know who my biological parents are, but still, it’s annoying and insulting.”
“Yeah, I would be insulted to,” “Dick said, waving a hand. “I’m just about ready to tell her off all together and run in the other direction.”
“Or fly depending on where you see her,” Xander snickered, Dick nodding and saluting him as their first course arrives. “If she starts to stalk me, I have every right to pepper spray her. I don’t trust her not to try something,” he stated.
“Have at it. Even Bruce is getting tired of her and her demands,” Dick admitted as he bit into a mozzarella stick. “Hell, Alfred flat out hangs up on her when he hears her voice.” Xander shook his head with a moan, wiping his mouth with a napkin, being careful of his lipstick.
“Poor Alfred. I’ll send him a card and a gift basket as an apology for making him deal with her rather obsessive ways,” he said, amazed by how far she was going to get any and all information about him. “That’s making me worried about what she’s going to do next in her attempt at getting what ever she can on me.”
“I’ll sit her down and remind her that prying into someone else’s life, no matter how much that person knows, is a bad thing and draws attention to us,” Dick promised. They both smiled when the waiter came out with their main dishes. The two settled into lighter conversation as they ate their salmon and sides, Xander moaning at the taste and making Dick shift as naughty thoughts crept into his mind.
As they finished their meal, and ate something gooey and chocolately, they talked their way back to the problem of Barbra.
“So, if she doesn’t back off, what are you going to do?” Xander asked as he ate a bite of his cake, scrapping some of the caramel off of his plate.
“You have permission to pepper spray her if insulting or snarking at her doesn’t work,” Dick chuckled, watching Xander lick his spoon with an indulgent look. “And if she doesn’t get the hint, go ahead and tazer her,” he continued, finishing with his dessert.
“Cool. She’ll get the hint with that much electricity running through her system hopefully,” Xander snorted as he finished the cake and his glass of tea. “Give me a moment to use the bathroom?” he asked, Dick nodding and waving for the check.
Once Xander used the bathroom, glad for unisex public bathrooms, he strolled back out to the table, finding a waitress standing over Dick. Raising an eyebrow at the flirting that came from her and the coolness coming from Dick, he was amused by the feeling of jealousy that settled in his chest.
“Dick, is the check paid for?” he asked. Dick turned dark eyes to him and smiled, his entire vibe changing as he automatically thawed and warmed up at the sight of Xander.
“Yeah, it is. Shall we?” Dick asked, standing up and offering his arm to Xander. The waitress seethed as she watched the two leave, muttering about little bitches.
Once they had arrived at the condo, Dick gallantly walking Xander up to his bedroom door, they stared at each other, Xander staring at his companion in amusement.
“I’ve dated women, and I’ve dated men but never have I dated a man that could dress and look like a woman,” Dick said, pulling Xander close, arms wrapping around his waist.
“So why me? Especially since I’m living with you,” Xander asked, eyes dancing as he wrapped his own arms around Dicks back.
“Because you know the world I’m living in and because we’re close friends. We’ll stay close even if we do break up,” Dick hummed, Xander blushing under his soft look. He wasn’t used to such kindness from the ones he was dating, making him flustered.
“Promise?” he finally asked. Dick tilted his head up and their lips came together, just a press of their lips and some movement, sending warmth through Xander.
“Promise,” Dick responded against his boyfriend’s lips. With a smile and one last sweet kiss to his lips, Xander pulled away and opened his bedroom door.
“Good. And remember, just because I’m a guy doesn’t mean I put out.” With a wink, Xander disappeared into his room, Dick smiling and shaking his head as he headed for his own bedroom.
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