I, Buffy | By : LL72 Category: -Buffy the Vampire Slayer > FemmeSlash - Female/Female Views: 150658 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 3 |
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I could see Giles looking out the window with a wistful look on his face, as if he was thinking that an attack by killer zombies would be more fun than being here. Beside me Willow was slowly moving from one foot to another, like a demented rocking horse; from the glazed look on her face I was sure she’d slipped into some sort of weird hypnotic trance. Even Xander was looking pained, and as he’s dating that butt-banging tramp Cordelia he’s used to brain-stunning monologues. Much of the rest of the school, students and teachers, were in a similar state of pained boredom.
About the only two people in the entire Hall who weren’t thinking about ending it all in Heathers’ fashion were Amy Madison and Principal Snyder. And as Amy was a witch I wasn’t sure she hadn’t spelled her soul into a different dimension, leaving just her body to smile and nod at appropriate intervals. Snyder was, however, having as much fun as he does when he gets to expel someone for smoking… He was waving the cheerleader statue in his hand like he’d just won it. Amy gave a wider smile, and stepped back so as not to be brained as the Principal thrust out his claws in a flight of rhetoric that should have made Giles check his Churchill Gramophone Records to see if Snyder was copying them. He was jumping around so much I could just imagine him in a short skirt shaking his pom-poms; which wasn’t a pretty thought. All in all anyone would have thought that giving Amy the cheerleading statue had been his idea. It hadn’t, it had been Will’s. And from the look of petrified boredom on her face, boy, was she regretting it. Only a few people knew what had happened to Mrs Madison, and when I say that I stress the word Mad. To most people she’d just upped and disappeared, not unusual in Sunnydale, we’re not the Bermuda Triangle of the West Coast without a reason. Moms and Dads would tell their kids it was cos she’d found a new man and didn’t want her brat in tow or she was an alcoholic and was even now selling tricks off Sunset Boulevard. Meanwhile they’d lock their doors and not invite strangers in. Happily for us, if not for Mrs Madison, she wasn’t a vamp snack, but an evil witch who we’d sent into some weird far-out dimension when she didn’t make the cheerleading squad. If only we could do the same with Cordelia and Harmony… It had been Will who decided that her old friend Amy should have a souvenir of her Mom. I couldn’t work out why – if my Mom had been a psycho nut witch I wouldn’t want a reminder. But Will had said Mrs Madison hadn’t always been as so loon she’d tried to murder half of Sunnydale, anyway as Amy was starting to do some Wicca it would act as a reminder not to go too coco. Will had petitioned, made impassioned speeches, designed lapel badges; everything but offering Snyder a blow-job (and Miss Calendar had suggested she try that), until the Principal had come to realise he either gave the old cheerleading statue to Amy or Will would be bugging him in the afterlife. But if there’s one thing Snyder likes more than expelling kids for being late with homework it’s school spirit. Our top swimmers would probably be able to decapitate half the school and only get a mild ticking off from Snyder as long as we were winning. Sadly, our high death rate meant attracting top athletes to Sunnydale High was a little difficult. So if there were no current glories to boast about, well bragging on ones which took place in Middle Ages when people like Mom and Mrs ‘Mad’ Madison was next best thing. "… and who can forget the first game of 1973 when Catherine Madison cheered the football team to a well deserved victory over the delinquents of William McKinley High. And a week later she led the cheerleading squad in a memorable dance-off with Beacontown High with all the squad dressed as werewolves. And…" Snyder took a deep breath before getting ready to list all the remaining competitions of 1973. It was only a second’s pause, but Giles was already snapping into action. He leapt to his feet and began to clap furiously. There was a moment of confusion whilst the student body decided between getting on Snyder’s wrong side and continuing hours of boredom, before a collective shrug went round the hall – the worst he could do was expel us. I could see the Principal snarling like a very pissed off weasel, but there wasn’t much to do, but accept the speech was over. He thrust the statue at Amy, snarling, "Here it is. And we want it back if your Mom returns." She was a lot more gracious than him and thankfully a lot shorter, "Thanks all. This means a lot, I’ll make sure it goes in pride of place in my room. Stay safe…" That’s a speech. * "So you want to come round to mine? Nobody’s in. I’ve just mail-ordered this new orb – it’s supposed to increase your magic power," Amy asked Willow as we packed away our Math books. "Can’t. I’ve really got to study," Will looked pained. For anyone else who’s dating a hottie such as Kendra I’d have said ‘study’ was a shortened version of ‘going to bang my girl like she’s a bunny’. But Will being Will and there being a test tomorrow I guessed she might actually be reading over her books. "Shame," Amy shrugged, "I was hoping we could practice some simple levitation spells or something." "I could perhaps do the weekend, or perhaps not, I think I promised I’d take Kendra out," Will said, torn between her urge to get into Kendra’s panties and her geeky lust for reading old spell books written in Latin or French or some other weird language. Me, however… I had no such time-table troubles. Mom wouldn’t be back from her LA buying trip until past-midnight, I was already satisfied that I’d get a solid B for the test tomorrow and no extra studying would push that up. And Amy’s turning into a bit of a sexy witch herself; I was pretty sure I’d seen her checking out my cute butt in Gym – though as I was checking hers at the time it may have been my fevered imagination giving me messages. I secretly checked out Amy’s legs as I bent over to put my books into my bag. Yep, she could levitate me – even if I wasn’t into spells, but there was other magic Amy could practice on my butt. "Hey, I could come," I said. Amy glanced at me, as if she hadn’t noticed I was there before. She seemed about to say something about my lack of interest in all things spell-like, but at that moment I straightened up and stretched. Amy’s mouth closed again and I could see she was def giving my body a looky. I turned round and bent over my bag again. I was wearing a short skirt so you can imagine that what Amy saw was persuasive. She smiled, "Sure, why not. Dad’s always saying I should make more friends…" "Oh, you’ll be good friends I’m sure," smirked Will, who’s not as naive as she sometimes appears. * "Is it floating yet?" Amy’s voice was almost quivering with excitement. I eyed the cheerleader statue, crouching down so that my eyes were level with the base and moving so near I could almost taste the fake gold covering. No matter how hard I looked the statue remained stubbornly rooted to Amy’s desk. I straightened up and shook my head; "It must be the weight." "That shouldn’t matter," Amy looked down into her spell-book frowning deeply so that it looked like little canyons had been cut in her forehead, "This spell should be able to lift a house from its foundations, never mind a cheerleading trophy." There was no advice I could give. I leave the spelly stuff to those who know what they’re doing and concentrate on the hitting things side. So I did what I normally did in these situations and gave a quirky twist of my head so my hair fell attractively down the side of my face and sat on the bed; ‘accidentally’ hoisting my short skirt up so a fair amount of thigh was on show. Amy barely seemed to notice, instead she moved closer to the statue, looking at it like it might be alive – though in Sunnydale you can never be too careful. After a few moments she stepped back, "Did you notice the eyes? It’s like they’re following you…" I had noticed. It was a bit creepy, like Mrs Madison was alive and watching. I shivered at the thought, though luckily I had another explanation, "Good craftmanship – not the cheap tat Principal Snyder buys on the off-chance we might win something." "Sure," replied Amy. She picked up the trophy and twisted it round in her hand as she hefted the weight. She pulled a face and put it back down on her desk, "Couldn’t Will have just petitioned to get me some Gift Vouchers or something?" "You don’t like it?" I was surprised in that Amy had all the time made out as if she thought it was the greatest gift ever and that the whole school was made up of mini-Santas. "Er, God no. I mean the woman stole my body, tried to kill my friends and almost got me on the cheerleading squad – it’s not like we had a good relationship," she stopped and smiled, "Don’t get me wrong. I do appreciate it. I just don’t want it." I smiled back as I said, "Next time I’ll suggest Will goes for Gift Vouchers." "Yep," she grinned, "Now let me try again. I’ll get it levitating this time." I gave an inward sigh. Amy’s magic was failing to do anything to the statue, but the way she sat with her legs crossed and chanted a hypnotically sexy chant – well the spell was doing something to me. The witch sat down on the floor in front of me, she closed her eyes and put her fingers together to shape her hands like a roof. She began to hum softly the words of a language forgotten by everyone except those who’d read ‘Witchcraft for Beginners’. As before the statue stubbornly remained on the table. I looked at it and grimaced, I could see why Amy hadn’t wanted it. Apart from the eyes it wasn’t even very good; the poms-poms it was holding looked like stringy balloons and rather than an expression of triumph the trophy seemed stuck looking like it had just swallowed a frog. But the eyes were freaky… I moved my head, staring at them as I did. 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