Last Resort | By : NeenaVarscona Category: BtVS AU/AR > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 2641 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer (BtVS), nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. |
Rupert had awoken late the next morning and was disappointed to find he was alone. And to make matters worse, he had a nasty crick in his neck from sleeping on the couch. He sat up with a groan and rubbed at the knotted muscles.
“About time you woke up!” came Buffy’s chipper voice from the direction of the kitchen door. “You know, for someone who lives on a Hellmouth, it takes a lot to wake you up. As a watcher, shouldn’t you be more…watchful?” she teased. “Or do the demons in your dimension skip with the evilness and join in on all the orgy fun?”
“Depends on what kind of demons, I suppose,” Rupert answered her, deadpan. “There are certain species whose multi-pronged tongues are capable of unbelievable feats of fella…”
“Whoa there! Way too much information!” she exclaimed.
“Actually,” said Rupert, “it would make an interesting study—are the demons in different dimensions as behaviourally diverse as the humans appear to be?”
“Ah—now that’s the Rupert Giles I know and love,” she quipped.
“Love?” asked Rupert, a bit surprised.
“Don’t go getting all Freudian on me—it was just a figure of speech,” she said, although she’d turned a charming, Barbie-doll shade of pink. “Um…did I mention that Anya called? She said you were supposed to tell me how she looked all day but couldn’t find Bob. I think she’s a little miffed at you for forgetting, actually. You should be careful—it’s never a smart move to piss off a vengeance demon. Even if she’s human now, she could turn all demony again, and then where would you be? Where was I? Oh yeah—Anya’s gone out to look for Bob again and was hoping you’d fill in for her at the store. Actually, her exact words were; ‘if he ever drags his lazy butt out of bed, could you get him to open the store?’” Buffy took a deep breath and looked down at her feet, flushed with embarrassment.
“And yet in my dimension Willow’s the one with a penchant for babbling,” Rupert said with a flash of a teasing smile. “Did I hit a nerve, perhaps?”
Buffy looked up and fixed him with a determined glare. “Nope. All my nerves are un-hit—not a single bruise to be found, nerve-wise.” She ignored the knowing glances Rupert was casting her way. “Just get ready, okay?”
“Anything you say, Love,” he answered, and got a Slayer-size swat on the arm for it.
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