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Again I Go Unnoticed	By : Dee12 Category: > Buffy/Spike(William) > Buffy/Spike(William) Views: 1951 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer (BtVS), nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Disclaimer: That selfish bastard Joss doesn�t share well. They all belong to. I�. I�m just the girl who broke in his house and made off with them like a mad bandit in the middle of the night. He�ll get them back after Spike and I are done playing patty-cake�
Music Theory 101: Snippets of the song Anya so gleefully belts out in the first part of this chapter are from Yellowcard�s �Finish Line�, and of course doesn�t belong to me, but to the spiky haired pop-punk geniuses who wrote it.
And, a special thanks to Becky � my own personal Anya. Who not only careened across the highway on the way to Atlanta because we almost missed our exit, but also in formed me without any hesitation whatsoever on post-coital grossness and the non-sexiness of sex in a shower. This was a conversation even I couldn�t make up.

**

In four years of being friends, Buffy realized she and Anya hader ser spent time alone. Piled in a car with Riley or Angel behind the wheel, part of the whole when hanging out, sure. But one on one � a trip to the mall perhaps, or maybe an afternoon of 90210 reruns at each other�s respective houses, never happened.
Not that she didn�t like Anya. On the contrary: outside of Angel and sometimes Cordelia, Anya was fast becoming the only person in the group Buffy didn�t throw up a little in her mouth upon the sight of.
But now that she was here, strapped in Anya�s lime green Beetle (with the license plate �DEMON� on the back), Buffy suspected not hanging out with Anya all these years must�ve been an unconscious effort to keep herself alive.
"The finish line is almost heere � and someone softly whispers in my eearr�!"
The blonde�s hand�s clung to the seat for dear life as Anya swerved through traffic while singing loud and off key along to the CD.
"Times like these � are memories � to hold deep down inside of you and meee�!"
A chorus of horns sounded in Buffy�s ear the moment Anya decided to careen from the far left lane, four lanes over to the far right � without any kind of signal at all.
Swallowing the lump in her throat and resisting the urge to cry, Buffy breathed, "Oh, god!"
Turning the CD player down, gri grinned. "Almost missed the exit."
Buffy nodded dumbly and whipped the sweat from her forehead.
"Why didn�t you tell me Spike lived all the way across town?" she asked conversationally. "I�m gonna need at least ten for gas. Twenty, if I stop on the interstate. Haven�t decided yet."
"Whatever you want." As casually as possible, Buffy glanced over at her friend, wide-eyed. "Ahn, you did know you have the parking brake on, right?"
"Oh, thanks," she chuckled, releasing the brake. "You know what would be cool?" Anya turned to Buffy smiling brightly. "Driving by gesturing emphatically." She took her hands off of the wheel and began gesturing at the road. "Imagine if all you had to do was this�"
"Hands on the wheel! Hands on the wheel!"
**
As he pulled his loveable hunk of junk car into the Hall�s driveway, the almost ungodly sound of tires screeching across the road caught Xander�s attention. Whipping his head around he spotted the Beetle racing down the tiny residential area � straight towards them.
"Holy moly!" he cried out earning a look from Willow.
"What?" she asked turning in the direction he was facing. Her round eyes widened to comically huge proportions. "That�s Anya!"
"Is the DMV just handing out licenses to any psycho these days," Xander exclaimed, "instead of putting them through a slack screening process like the good lord intended!"
The teenagers watched in amant ant as the tiny car whizzed by the Hall�s driveway in a speed that must have been mere hairs away from breaking the sound barrier � only to back up, equally as fast and pull in behind them, stopping inches away from Xander�s bumper.
Willow and Xander exchanged worried looks before getting out of the car. The Beetle�s passenger side door flew open, and with one Gucci in front of the other, Anya climbed out nary a, hair out of place and gracefully perched her sunglasses on the top of her head.
Anya smiled brightly and waved. "Xander and Leaves! What are you doing here?!"
"Praying for any human being who finds themselves on the road with you," Xander deadpanned.
Willow frowned. "And it�s �Willow�," she said as politely as possible.
"Oh." Anya shrugged. " �Leaves�, �Willow� -- I knew it was something to do with trees. Who the hell cares anyway, right?"
Willow pulled her lips into a tight smile and mumbled, "The girl whose parent�s did not name ves�ves�."
Finally, the passenger door slowly opened and with one shaky, sneaker clad foot in front of the other, a very pale Buffy made her exit. She swallowed hard and clutched her stomach. At this moment, she didn�t give a damn about riding in a Volvo there was no way she was going back with Anya�
"Great. Guess we picked the wrong day to drop by � looks like we�ve crashed the Princess�s edumacationot; ot; Xander�s loud grumble was the thing that snapped Buffy out of paralyzing fear and she realized her two former friends and Anya were staring directly at her.
Meek smile on her lips Buffy took a few steps closer. "Hey, Willow."
The redhead smiled warmly. "Hey, Bu&quo"
Her attention now on the boy, Buffy nodded curtly. "Hey, Xand."
Xander shook his head in disgust, grabbing Willow�s wrist. "C�mon, lets go check on Wi�"
"Spike!" Buffy shouted suddenly, earning a look from the others.
"I know it�s been a while since we�ve been in one another�s presence, Buff � but did you always have Tourette�s or did this suddenly develop?"
Buffy laughed a little too loudly. "Haha! You�re still so funny, Xander!" She turned to Anya. "They�re here to see Spike � is what he was going to say, before I rudely said it for him. You know, Ahn, I don�t think it�s such a good idea for you to be here. You know, I�m gonna be all engrossed with the � the studying, and maybe we should just do this some other time�"
"Nonsense!" Anya chirped. "I promised you diagrams and you will have diagrams today, missy!" Anya punctuated that sentence with a slap to Buffy�s back. "I�m sure that hunky stepbrother of yours won�t mind at all. He can even photocopy a few, to give to future girlfriends for reference."
"Stepbrother?!" Xander looked at Anya as if she were insane. "What the hell are you�"
"I know, it�s easy to forget that Spike�s my stepbrother you guys! What, with us not seeing that much of each other any more," Buffy quickly covered. "Ahn, why don�t you go and knock while I catch up with Willow and Xander."
With a shrug, Anya headed off towards the door as Willow and Xander found themselves being yanked to the side by Buffy.
"I know this makes the kind of sense that doesn�t, but while Anya�s here, Spike�s my stepbro and you don�t call him William," Buffy whispered harshly. "He�ll explain everything later."
Xander crossed his arms over his chest. "Give me one good reason why we should do anything for you?"
Buffy narrowed her eyes. "This isn�t for me, knucklehead." She huffed loudly, "Can�t believe I�m saying this � it�s for Spike. Play along."
Willow grabbed his arm, dragging Xander towards the door. "You heard her, knucklehead."
**
"What a modest house you have!" Anya exclaimed as Anna let the four teenagers inside.
The older woman looked at the girl oddly and shook her head. This one�s mother must�ve dropped her more than once� "Um, thank you � I think. He�s upstairs, I�ll�"
"I�ll go up and tell him we�re here!" Buffy said racing for the stairs. "You know how much, Spike hates surprises�"
"We sure do, Buff." Xander grinned sarcastically.
Giving the boy a withering glance, Buffy continued on her way up the stairs and called back, "Be back in a sec!"
Once at the top of the stairs, Buffy slumped against the nearest wall and put a hand to her head. If she made it through this evening without inflicting some sort of trauma to Xander�s manly bits, it would be a miracle. And oh, yeah, there was still Anya � sweet Anya, who at this moment,probprobably informing Mrs. Hall that she�s here to give a lesson on the finer points of blowjobs while asking if they have a scanner�
With a deep breath, the blonde moved from the safety of that wall just two steps to the right. In front of the slightly ajar door where the sound of Joey Ramone crooning the lyrics to �I Don�t Care� in his faux British glory, were pouring out into the hallway.
Buffy pushed open the door a little more opened her mouth to speak, and stopped cold.
With his back turned to her and face fixed in the mirror on his dresser, stood a very wet, and very naked Spike�
A tiny �eep!� escaped her mouth as Buffy quickly jumped back out into the hall, slamming herself against the wall just outside of his bedroom. He must�ve just gotten out of the shower and by the looks of things was having trouble getting his contacts in � thank god he�s as blind as Ray Charles � she would have been so embarrassed and�

Oh My god! I just saw Spike naked!

Buffy�s eyes shot up in the top her head at the stupid childish thought her brain had cooked up. She�d seen naked guys! Plenty of naked guys � not in a slutty way, of course � and it wasn�t like she�d never, seen Spike naked before�

But we were five � and he didn�t have an ass like that at five�
Mentally kicking the bad brain for letting that slip into her consciousness, Buffy shut her eyes and tried to regain some sort of cool. As far as nakedness goes, Spike was nothing to drool over�

Liar� bad brain screamed at her.
"Am not!" Buffy whispered aloud to herself, her head turning in the direction of the bedroom door. From what she saw, Spike�s body wasn�t anything to write home about � really� but, to be fair she hadn�t actually gotten a good look, being stunned and shocked with a side of utterly mortified and all�
Slowly of its, own volition her head, peeked nd and and her eyes found that perfect, little crack in the door. He was still standing in front of the mirror � grumbling, well, she couldn�t hear the grumbling over the gritty sound of clunky guitars, but the body language said �grumbling��
Okay, she had to admit Spike was �

Perfect�? Bad brain offered and she vehemently shook her head. No, not perfect, anything but perfect. Even if he was impossibly lean and muscular, with well-defined arms and legs, and even if she was closely watching a tiny water droplet make its way down his back, heading towards the curve of his �
Buffy yanked herself way from the door and took another deep, much needed breath. "This is stupid," she mouthed, "I have Angel! It�s Spike for Christ sake, pull it together!"
Unconsciously, she straightened out her top and smoothed down her hair as she moved back toward the infamous bedroom door. This time, however, Buffy knocked.
The volume on the music suddenly lowered, and Spike shouted, "What?!"
"Little Tree�s come for her lesson!" Buffy said as sarcastic as possible.
"Uh � alright! Give us a sec, will ya?"
Impatiently tapping her foot, Buffy made sure to shoot him a cross look when Spike finally snatched open the door and stuck his head out in the hall.
"Just got out of the shower," he said, frowning at her as he moved out of the way to let her inside, "it�s not like I made you wait an eternity, Princess. Unless�" Spike grinned at her lecherously, "you�d rather I be naked�"

Only if you wanna be� "As if," Buffy said scrunching up her face before an evil smile broke out on her lips. "Besides, I didn�t bring my microscope."
He cut his eyes at her. "Very funny."
"But, what I did bring is Anya."
"You what?!"
She laughed sheepishly. "She kinda wants to � draw some things for me. You weren�t at school, and she offered me a ride�"
"Are you completely daft!" Spike yelled, "It could blow my cover!"
"Also�" Buffy began with a weary smile, "Willow and Xr sor sort of decided today was the day to pay you a visit. They�re all downstairs�"
"Buggering hell!" he roared.
"But�" Buffy piped up, "I did a good thing � which you can repay me for later. Willow and Xand are gonna go along with your lame charade. I didn�t tell them the details, figured you could do that, but I did manage to get Xand to stop insulting me long enough to agree to help you out." She shrugged with a rueful smile. "Gotta count for something, right?"
Spike curiously titled his head to the side, regarding her for a moment, before he smiled.

"Thanks."
She smiled back. "You�re welcome."
**
"If the man chooses to cum inside of the woman, when she finally gets up, it all runs back out. What I imagine to be not a very pleasant sight for him, and just messy for her." Anya shook her head. "You have no idea how hard sperm is to get out of carpet. Near impossible!"
Seated comfortably on the Hall�s living room couch, Xander and Willow, mouths agape and eyes as wide as saucers listened with full attention to everything Anya was saying. Xander slowly turned to Willow and casually asked, "Do you have any idea how this topic started?"
"I think Mrs. Hall said something about being out of carpet cleaner," Willow answered him flatly.
"Oh, and sex in the shower � sure it looks all son Ton TV, but what they don�t tell you is that you�re just all sticky afterwards and certainly not clean," Anya continued to babble, "and your spendings take on this � this booger-y quality. That�s almost as bad as the carpet�"
"Anya!" Buffy shouted from behind her.
Anya turned away from the stunned Willow and Xander to find an equally wide-eyed Buffy and Spike. She smiled casually at the two and gestured for them to have a seat. "Good, you guys are just in time. I don�t know about you, Spike, but being a virgin, Buffy could definitely benefit from our discussion."
Cheeks flaming, but curiosity getting the better of her, Buffy plopped down into an empty chair and averted her gaze from everyone.

Oh yeah, this is going to be a long, long evening�
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